Yesterday morning was packed with a session of cross training.....rushed home to shower and get professional-looking....headed across town for an interview.....kicked butt at my interview...."bopped" over to our house to see the progress of the build......headed to the "design center" to sign more paperwork....
(Side note: I cannot get over just how much paperwork is involved in building a house. Holy Hannah. And we haven't even closed!!! Iy-yi-yi....Those lovely people in history who got law-suit-happy.....God bless 'em.)
Yesterday was a good day! So here's a little humor for your Thursday. A little thought. A little depth.....(A little cynical rant)
Afterwards, I decided to head to one of my favorite places to peruse....
But my experience at Target was far from fun, relaxing, or pleasant.
Just confusing. Loud. Crazy.
Despite many screaming children-temper tantrums.... Which is common and un-escapable.
Although screaming children aren't the most pleasant thing in the world....it's kinda cute in Arizona.
For, most screaming children in the stores happen to speak espanol. It's Arizona.
And there's something almost cute hearing a 3 year old screaming "Hay! Mamá, quiero dulces! Mamá tengo hambre. Mami, me orinaba."
That's espanol for "Mommy, I want candy. I'm hungry. Mommy, I peed"
But back to the confusion I experienced while shopping.
After perusing through the shoes, clothes, and work-out-clothes...I even headed to the Halloween section to think about decorating.
However, I don't get too psyched about Halloween. And after yesterday's experience, I'm definitely not psyched.
For I went from walking calmly through the aisel to...
Having a Giant pumpkin head pop open, a ghost pop out of the head, and scream.
After my heart rate finally began to stabilize and at least return to 150 bpm.....
A song started blaring in my ears. This is not an exaggeration. Swear. To. God.
Some Christmas decoration that sings. (of course, why wouldn't it sing)
Across from the Halloween decor is the Christmas decor.
Make up your freaking minds.
One holiday at a time, please. Nobody has Halloween AND Christmas decorations up at the same time. So you don't need to seem them simultaneously.
Poor pilgrims. They sure got the short end of the stick on this one.
Maybe some annoying company needs to create blow-up turkey's, horns of plenty's, and Mayflowers. The Macy's Parade isn't enough to get your place in the major department stores. You're peace-making with the Native American's didn't cut it either.
Come up with a singing or screaming blow-up Pilgrim, and then maybe you'll get a chance
Just my thought for the day.....;)